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Our new Queen in waiting ?
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israel t
2005-02-11 07:18:10 UTC
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Time for all loyal monarchists to leap to the support of Queen Camilla Parker-Bowles.


http://news.ft.com/cms/s/294934fc-7bd3-11d9-9af4-00000e2511c8.html

" The concept of a Queen Camilla would be likely to provoke much more widespread hostility,
not least because of residual sympathy for the late Princess Diana and her complaint that
there were "three people in our marriage".

Max Clifford, the public relations expert, warned that an "awful lot of PR work"
would have to be employed if Prince Charles and Mrs Parker Bowles were ever to be
accepted as king and queen. "They are tolerated but certainly not loved by the masses."

This lukewarm public view of the couple is one reason next month's wedding will be
in stark contrast to the grand state occasion that marked Prince Charles'
1981 wedding in St Paul's cathedral. This time around, he has opted for
a civil ceremony in a far more private venue, Windsor Castle,
followed by a service of prayer and dedication in St George's chapel."
GoldenArse
2005-02-11 16:50:38 UTC
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Post by israel t
This lukewarm public view of the couple is one reason next month's wedding will be
in stark contrast to the grand state occasion that marked Prince Charles'
1981 wedding in St Paul's cathedral. This time around, he has opted for
a civil ceremony in a far more private venue, Windsor Castle,
followed by a service of prayer and dedication in St George's chapel."
All at taxpayers expense.

GA
max.it
2005-02-11 19:32:27 UTC
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Post by israel t
Post by israel t
This lukewarm public view of the couple is one reason next month's wedding
will be
Post by israel t
in stark contrast to the grand state occasion that marked Prince Charles'
1981 wedding in St Paul's cathedral. This time around, he has opted for
a civil ceremony in a far more private venue, Windsor Castle,
followed by a service of prayer and dedication in St George's chapel."
All at taxpayers expense.
GA
Send them a big bag of your best Idaho spuds for a pressie.
Sayin' as it's not costing you any tax.

max.it (the orange cage)
GoldenArse
2005-02-12 16:22:48 UTC
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Post by max.it
Send them a big bag of your best Idaho spuds for a pressie.
Sayin' as it's not costing you any tax.
max.it (the orange cage)
The nicest spuds here come from Canada - Yukon Golds - jaysus they're
lovely.

GA
Michilín
2005-02-12 17:01:10 UTC
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On Sat, 12 Feb 2005 16:22:48 GMT, "GoldenArse"
Post by GoldenArse
Post by max.it
Send them a big bag of your best Idaho spuds for a pressie.
Sayin' as it's not costing you any tax.
max.it (the orange cage)
The nicest spuds here come from Canada - Yukon Golds - jaysus they're
lovely.
GA
I keep telling you you should live in Canada - why you'd want to live
among the Nazis completely baffles me.

Michilín
GoldenArse
2005-02-13 08:20:05 UTC
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Post by Michilín
On Sat, 12 Feb 2005 16:22:48 GMT, "GoldenArse"
Post by GoldenArse
Post by max.it
Send them a big bag of your best Idaho spuds for a pressie.
Sayin' as it's not costing you any tax.
max.it (the orange cage)
The nicest spuds here come from Canada - Yukon Golds - jaysus they're
lovely.
GA
I keep telling you you should live in Canada - why you'd want to live
among the Nazis completely baffles me.
Michilín
I might try Canada at some point. The availability of BC Bud can be very
handy.

GA
Michilín
2005-02-13 17:38:39 UTC
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On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 08:20:05 GMT, "GoldenArse"
Post by GoldenArse
Post by Michilín
On Sat, 12 Feb 2005 16:22:48 GMT, "GoldenArse"
Post by GoldenArse
Post by max.it
Send them a big bag of your best Idaho spuds for a pressie.
Sayin' as it's not costing you any tax.
max.it (the orange cage)
The nicest spuds here come from Canada - Yukon Golds - jaysus they're
lovely.
GA
I keep telling you you should live in Canada - why you'd want to live
among the Nazis completely baffles me.
Michilín
I might try Canada at some point. The availability of BC Bud can be very
handy.
GA
Just hang around the border at night and buy it direct from one of the
blokes carrying it across.


Michilín
An Mac Tíre Bán
2005-02-14 14:30:58 UTC
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Post by Michilín
On Sat, 12 Feb 2005 16:22:48 GMT, "GoldenArse"
Post by GoldenArse
Post by max.it
Send them a big bag of your best Idaho spuds for a pressie.
Sayin' as it's not costing you any tax.
max.it (the orange cage)
The nicest spuds here come from Canada - Yukon Golds - jaysus they're
lovely.
GA
I keep telling you you should live in Canada - why you'd want to live
among the Nazis completely baffles me.
Michilín
I'll forward your post to Senator Kerry and Kennedy in Mass. I'm sure they
would just love to be called "nazis" by a completely ignorent shite like
you!

Ray

--
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Everyone, Republican or otherwise has their own
particular part to play. No part is too great or too
small, no one is too old or too young to do something."
Bobby Sands (1954-1981), on hunger strike in 1981

Email: thewhitewolf(-remove-)@iol.ie
Website: http://www.eirefirst.com
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Michilín
2005-02-14 17:45:19 UTC
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Post by An Mac Tíre Bán
Post by Michilín
On Sat, 12 Feb 2005 16:22:48 GMT, "GoldenArse"
Post by GoldenArse
Post by max.it
Send them a big bag of your best Idaho spuds for a pressie.
Sayin' as it's not costing you any tax.
max.it (the orange cage)
The nicest spuds here come from Canada - Yukon Golds - jaysus they're
lovely.
GA
I keep telling you you should live in Canada - why you'd want to live
among the Nazis completely baffles me.
Michilín
I'll forward your post to Senator Kerry and Kennedy in Mass. I'm sure they
would just love to be called "nazis" by a completely ignorent shite like
you!
Ray
I called to ask them what they thought about it, using your name and a
phony Stab City accent. Neither would come to the phone. Kennedyh's
aide said, "Don't call again, Cantillon; the Senator isn't interested
in hearing from you." Sounds like your connections are not what you
led us to believe - they're more accurately "disconnections".

BYW, that's "ignorant", Ray. Of course it's the sort of word
"ignorent" people wouldn't know how to spell.

How about more of those stirring tales of your battles as an IRA
terrorist squad leader fighting the British Army? I wonder what Slab
Murphy would do if he ever heard those stories. Pray God for your
survival that he never does.


Michilín
An Mac Tíre Bán
2005-02-14 19:39:40 UTC
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Post by Michilín
Post by An Mac Tíre Bán
Post by Michilín
On Sat, 12 Feb 2005 16:22:48 GMT, "GoldenArse"
Post by GoldenArse
Post by max.it
Send them a big bag of your best Idaho spuds for a pressie.
Sayin' as it's not costing you any tax.
max.it (the orange cage)
The nicest spuds here come from Canada - Yukon Golds - jaysus they're
lovely.
GA
I keep telling you you should live in Canada - why you'd want to live
among the Nazis completely baffles me.
Michilín
I'll forward your post to Senator Kerry and Kennedy in Mass. I'm sure they
would just love to be called "nazis" by a completely ignorent shite like
you!
Ray
I called to ask them what they thought about it, using your name and a
phony Stab City accent. Neither would come to the phone. Kennedyh's
aide said, "Don't call again, Cantillon; the Senator isn't interested
in hearing from you." Sounds like your connections are not what you
led us to believe - they're more accurately "disconnections".
BYW, that's "ignorant", Ray. Of course it's the sort of word
"ignorent" people wouldn't know how to spell.
How about more of those stirring tales of your battles as an IRA
terrorist squad leader fighting the British Army? I wonder what Slab
Murphy would do if he ever heard those stories. Pray God for your
survival that he never does.
Michilín
Feck off you third rate troll!

Ray

--
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Everyone, Republican or otherwise has their own
particular part to play. No part is too great or too
small, no one is too old or too young to do something."
Bobby Sands (1954-1981), on hunger strike in 1981

Email: thewhitewolf(-remove-)@iol.ie
Website: http://www.eirefirst.com
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Michilín
2005-02-15 06:01:22 UTC
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Post by An Mac Tíre Bán
Post by Michilín
Post by An Mac Tíre Bán
Post by Michilín
On Sat, 12 Feb 2005 16:22:48 GMT, "GoldenArse"
Post by GoldenArse
Post by max.it
Send them a big bag of your best Idaho spuds for a pressie.
Sayin' as it's not costing you any tax.
max.it (the orange cage)
The nicest spuds here come from Canada - Yukon Golds - jaysus they're
lovely.
GA
I keep telling you you should live in Canada - why you'd want to live
among the Nazis completely baffles me.
Michilín
I'll forward your post to Senator Kerry and Kennedy in Mass. I'm sure they
would just love to be called "nazis" by a completely ignorent shite like
you!
Ray
I called to ask them what they thought about it, using your name and a
phony Stab City accent. Neither would come to the phone. Kennedyh's
aide said, "Don't call again, Cantillon; the Senator isn't interested
in hearing from you." Sounds like your connections are not what you
led us to believe - they're more accurately "disconnections".
BYW, that's "ignorant", Ray. Of course it's the sort of word
"ignorent" people wouldn't know how to spell.
How about more of those stirring tales of your battles as an IRA
terrorist squad leader fighting the British Army? I wonder what Slab
Murphy would do if he ever heard those stories. Pray God for your
survival that he never does.
Michilín
Feck off you third rate troll!
Ray
How touching to see all those centuries of Irish scholarship pay off!

HEAD OF THE IRA !

Ray Cantillon's our Leader, boy,
'Tis him yez want ta see!
For in his heart he knows the joy
of setting Ireland free.
If you've a skill to maim or kill
Then you're the lad for Ray
For he's the one, ould Ireland's son!
Dat runs the IRA !

Now Ray's a master of disguise,
He travels light - a pack -
and skin dyed dark 'gainst Nordern spies
Who think he's just some black...
When he goes forth; the south; up north;
The ones who know him say,
"That fella looks familiar... Christ...
He looks like bloody Ray!"

But far up north in Crossmaglen
Our story took a twist,
Ray met some British plainclothes men
And soon got desprit pissed.
"Bring out more beer, yes, over here!
Give aal dese mates a jar!"
The barman said, Yes sir, at once!"
And thought, "he's gone too far..."

But Ray's no fool, no Brit cop's tool
Though he was well away,
he know that that drinking with those men
made him the wolf pack's prey!
He tried to rise, to their surprise
And said, "Ah boys, no more!"
And staggered towards the gents and then
sped out the kitchen door!

"Come back and pay the bill!" they cried,
But Ray was long since gone.
He crossed the border and soon
Passed ould Dublin close to dawn
And then he steered for Limerick
And made it home for supper.
"I been up Nort," he told his Mam,
"And damn near come a cropper!"

The next few days the story spread
That Ray had come back home.
That Ray had shot his way down south
And swore no more to roam.
They said he'd killed a dozen men
wore out his tommy gun!
But when they asked "what was it like?"
Ray said. "Blood - bullets - FUN!"

The bottles tipped, the whisky flowed,
Ray was Stab City's toast!
"Please tell us more!" his friends implored,
Sure, he's not one to boast...
Slab Murphy came and said, "Dis game
has made me ould and grey,
So it's wid pleasure dat Oi make yez
Mister I R A !

And dat's how Ray became the boss
of Ireland's noble fight.
But getting out of Crossmaglen
gave him an awful fright.
"I need to rest, a year or two,
In Californee-ay,"
That's why the IRA HQ's
now based in San Jose!

Wid apologies to no one!
Post by An Mac Tíre Bán
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Everyone, Republican or otherwise has their own
particular part to play. No part is too great or too
small, no one is too old or too young to do something."
Bobby Sands (1954-1981), on hunger strike in 1981
Website: http://www.eirefirst.com
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Michilín
An Mac Tíre Bán
2005-02-15 13:53:28 UTC
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On Tue, 15 Feb 2005 06:01:22 GMT, ***@shaw.ca (Michilín) wrote:

Snip
Post by Michilín
HEAD OF THE IRA !
Ray Cantillon's our Leader, boy,
'Tis him yez want ta see!
For in his heart he knows the joy
of setting Ireland free.
If you've a skill to maim or kill
Then you're the lad for Ray
For he's the one, ould Ireland's son!
Dat runs the IRA !
Now Ray's a master of disguise,
He travels light - a pack -
and skin dyed dark 'gainst Nordern spies
Who think he's just some black...
When he goes forth; the south; up north;
The ones who know him say,
"That fella looks familiar... Christ...
He looks like bloody Ray!"
But far up north in Crossmaglen
Our story took a twist,
Ray met some British plainclothes men
And soon got desprit pissed.
"Bring out more beer, yes, over here!
Give aal dese mates a jar!"
The barman said, Yes sir, at once!"
And thought, "he's gone too far..."
But Ray's no fool, no Brit cop's tool
Though he was well away,
he know that that drinking with those men
made him the wolf pack's prey!
He tried to rise, to their surprise
And said, "Ah boys, no more!"
And staggered towards the gents and then
sped out the kitchen door!
"Come back and pay the bill!" they cried,
But Ray was long since gone.
He crossed the border and soon
Passed ould Dublin close to dawn
And then he steered for Limerick
And made it home for supper.
"I been up Nort," he told his Mam,
"And damn near come a cropper!"
The next few days the story spread
That Ray had come back home.
That Ray had shot his way down south
And swore no more to roam.
They said he'd killed a dozen men
wore out his tommy gun!
But when they asked "what was it like?"
Ray said. "Blood - bullets - FUN!"
The bottles tipped, the whisky flowed,
Ray was Stab City's toast!
"Please tell us more!" his friends implored,
Sure, he's not one to boast...
Slab Murphy came and said, "Dis game
has made me ould and grey,
So it's wid pleasure dat Oi make yez
Mister I R A !
And dat's how Ray became the boss
of Ireland's noble fight.
But getting out of Crossmaglen
gave him an awful fright.
"I need to rest, a year or two,
In Californee-ay,"
That's why the IRA HQ's
now based in San Jose!
Wid apologies to no one!
That was actually quiet good and amuzing. I'm keeping it...

Ray

--
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Everyone, Republican or otherwise has their own
particular part to play. No part is too great or too
small, no one is too old or too young to do something."
Bobby Sands (1954-1981), on hunger strike in 1981

Email: thewhitewolf(-remove-)@iol.ie
Website: http://www.eirefirst.com
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

israel t
2005-02-11 20:51:29 UTC
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Post by GoldenArse
All at taxpayers expense.
We the taxpayers are honoured by the opportunity to help
our future monarch.

Perhaps we can have a quick whip around the newsgroup and
collect money for a wedding ring for Camel.

I offer two Mars bar wrappers.
Michilín
2005-02-12 17:00:16 UTC
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On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 16:50:38 GMT, "GoldenArse"
Post by israel t
Post by israel t
This lukewarm public view of the couple is one reason next month's wedding
will be
Post by israel t
in stark contrast to the grand state occasion that marked Prince Charles'
1981 wedding in St Paul's cathedral. This time around, he has opted for
a civil ceremony in a far more private venue, Windsor Castle,
followed by a service of prayer and dedication in St George's chapel."
All at taxpayers expense.
GA
No, he's paying it all from his own income, earned from his farms and
businesses. He also gives her an allowance from the same source.

I think she's a decent woman and I think he's lucky to have someone as
loyal and discreet as she has been, unlike her predecessor.

Michilín
Ian Morrison
2005-02-12 20:52:36 UTC
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Post by Michilín
No, he's paying it all from his own income, earned from his farms and
businesses. He also gives her an allowance from the same source.
I think she's a decent woman and I think he's lucky to have someone as
loyal and discreet as she has been, unlike her predecessor.
The more I think about it, the more I think he should become King Arthur
II, assuming he ever ascends to the throne and that Camilla changes her
name to Guinevere. They could set up their court at Camelon and fight to
repel the carbuncle-designers, pesticide manufacturers, opponents of
blood sports etc etc, with the trusty support of Excalibur! - the tasty
new organic biscuit from Duchy originals......

------
Ian O.
Madra Dubh
2005-02-13 12:29:08 UTC
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Post by Ian Morrison
Post by Michilín
No, he's paying it all from his own income, earned from his farms and
businesses. He also gives her an allowance from the same source.
I think she's a decent woman and I think he's lucky to have someone as
loyal and discreet as she has been, unlike her predecessor.
The more I think about it, the more I think he should become King Arthur
II, assuming he ever ascends to the throne and that Camilla changes her
name to Guinevere. They could set up their court at Camelon and fight to
repel the carbuncle-designers, pesticide manufacturers, opponents of blood
sports etc etc, with the trusty support of Excalibur! - the tasty new
organic biscuit from Duchy originals......
And put the Americans on the run as well, I'd venture to say............
israel t
2005-02-13 00:05:54 UTC
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Post by Michilín
I think she's a decent woman
Screwing him while married to another man counts as being decent ?

Could you introduce me to your partner ?
Michilín
2005-02-13 17:45:07 UTC
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Post by israel t
Post by Michilín
I think she's a decent woman
Screwing him while married to another man counts as being decent ?
You mean your mother wasn't screwing every man who knocked on the
front door? What a quaint childhood you must have had.
Post by israel t
Could you introduce me to your partner ?
I could, but I want to keep her disease-free. What's the matter; Mrs.
Palm and her five daughters trapped in a plaster cast?

Michilín
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